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- So there’s a town in Japan called
Chingo, it’s in the prefecture of Almodi,
that’s sort of the north part
of the main island of Japan.
And I’m trying to figure out
how this story came to be
because my supposition is that
there was a Japanese Christian
person and they wanted
to bring Japan sort of
more into focus as part
of the Christian story.
So there is a claim in this town that
that is where Jesus is actually buried.
Now that’s a pretty big claim and
it has some massive implications
on the Christian
religion, which I personally
believe they didn’t think
through when they started
fermenting this story or
trying to put this story out.
And then there’s a question
of do other Japanese Christians
believe this or did they
just go along with it?
Like I don’t know where
this originated from
because I’m not practicing any
sort of religion in any real way.
So the only things I
know about Christianity
would be like what the
average person would learn
or know absorbing
information about Christianity
through popular media.
So the story of Jesus, as we know
it, it’s kind of the New Testament.
It starts when he’s in his 30s, which was
a great opportunity for someone to rewrite
or write what happened in
his 20s ’cause there’s really
no mention of him until he
hits that sort of 30 year age
when he becomes the
prophet that we know about.
So what was he doing in his 20s?
Now the actual assumption
is because he was a carpenter.
He was probably doing carpenting.
He was working.
He was a apprentice, something like that.
And people don’t really tend to question
what did Jesus do in
his 20s in the wild years?
Well, this story claims that he went to
Japan because Jesus is obviously a weeb
and he wants to come to
Japan and learn Japanese stuff.
I don’t know.
I mean, what are you gonna say?
He grows up in the Middle East
and he travels all the way to Japan.
I mean, never mind the inherently
xenophobic nature of Japan as
a country back then that a
foreigner just entering the country
would have been an
incredibly difficult thing to do.
Now he is supposed to be Jesus.
He’s got the God on his side.
So we’re gonna have to give
him that Jesus as a character
is so charismatic, so
powerful, so influential
that the Japanese
people just took him in.
But then why wasn’t
Christianity a big part of Japan,
Japanese culture in
the history in the past?
And the claim is Jesus came
to Japan to study theology.
So at that time he was
probably either studying Shinto
or Buddhism or probably
let’s just say both.
He was studying both Shinto and Buddhism.
So then he goes back to the Middle East and
starts preaching about the Promised Land.
Now the Promised Land, I think we
generally interpret that as being heaven.
Well, in this case, it’s not heaven.
The Promised Land is
Japan, which is why again,
so many weebes think like when I get to
Japan, I just gonna be like heaven for me.
Everything’s gonna work
out my life would be better.
That’s what Jesus was
preaching to people at the time.
He wasn’t saying you
should live a good life
and then when you
die, you’ll go to heaven.
He’s saying you live a good life
and maybe you can go to Japan now.
So we get the New Testament
and New Testament happens.
We kind of know this story.
So he is crucified and
then three days later,
he rises and he ascends
to heaven or did he?
Because according to this story,
they had to rewrite a bit
for him to be buried in Japan.
If he ascended to heaven,
either his spirit ascended
to heaven and his
body still in the Middle
East or his body just
fully ascended to heaven.
So that doesn’t work if you want the story
to end up with him being buried in Japan.
So the story continues as when it was time
for Jesus to be crucified, he just bailed.
He dipped out, he just wasn’t there.
He left his little brother there,
Esukiri, to take the fall for him.
Now, Christ in Japanese is crystal.
So because of the Japanese
pronunciation, and the Romanization
of names and stuff, the
name is gonna sound different.
So that’s taking the
name Christ from English
and putting it into sort of
Japanese pronunciation is crystal.
So Esukiri would
have to go back.
So we had to actually find out what
the little brother’s actual name was.
But I, again, very shallow knowledge.
I don’t remember there
being a little brother.
Like they mentioned Mary,
they mentioned Joseph.
They mentioned Jesus.
They don’t mention any siblings.
And you think a sibling to
Jesus would be a pretty big deal.
Like it would come up in the Bible.
They’re probably, there
probably would be a story or two
of Jesus interacting with his sibling,
either in a positive or negative way.
Like maybe the sibling betrays him.
Maybe he teaches the sibling
how to be a better person.
Who knows?
But I mean, it didn’t, it seems like
it seems like the character of Esukiri
was inserted into this story
because someone needed
to be crucified to the
cross and it couldn’t be
Jesus because Jesus
had to get back to Japan.
So that Japan could become
the center of Christianity.
So Esukiri is crucified in Jesus’s place.
So that does not explain
who goes into the cave
for three days and then
who ascends to have it.
So if we say it’s Esukiri, again,
there are significant implications
on how that changes the
sort of story of Christianity
because is Esukiri the son of God or
is Esukiri the son of Joseph and Mary?
Because maybe after God had a
baby with Mary, immaculate conception,
maybe Joseph and Mary
decided to have their
own baby as well that
God was less involved in.
So this needs a lot of explanation that
just does not exist, it’s just not there.
So Jesus returns to Japan and
he does what any sensible person
doesn’t Japan, he starts a garlic farm.
And that is tough.
He gets married, he marries a woman
called Miyuki and he has three children.
Therefore, direct
descendants of Jesus and
Miyuki live in this
town shingo in alamori.
Direct descendants in
this town still live in alamori
and they will say that, oh,
that’s that family right there.
They are direct
descendants of Jesus Christ.
Jesus dies at 106.
I assume of natural causes
and then they bury the body.
That’s the end of the story, but it
actually opens up so, so many questions.
The first question I had was
why would Jesus go to Japan
to study theology if he has
a direct line to God himself?
So he doesn’t need to study
something if he knows the truth.
Like if he knows there is a God because
he can communicate directly with him,
there is no need for him to study religion.
Because he knows
inherently what religion is.
So if he comes back to
Japan, he studies shinto.
Shinto is polytheistic, which
means there are a multitude of gods.
Now, the Bible says, I think
it’s one of the 10 Commandments
says, like you won’t
worship God’s other than me.
So the whole shinto religion
is out of bounds for that one.
Like you shouldn’t be
worshiping these gods.
Now maybe Jesus wasn’t
worshiping these gods.
He was studying it.
He was studying the philosophy,
he was studying theology.
But why would he need to do that?
Because he knows the truth,
he can share you the truth.
He can tell you the truth.
He can give you everything you
need to know direct from the source.
The other sort of major religion
in Asia at that time is Buddhism.
The then diagram of Buddhism
in Christianity is a little difficult
because it’s like, be giving to
others, which is a very Jesus idea.
Care about the people
around you and be aware.
Then there’s also like,
there is the aspect of
Buddhism that there is
no God, that we are God,
which is very antithetical
to the Christian religion.
I would need someone
with a lot more knowledge
to actually explain the differences,
the comparing contrast of that.
But realistically speaking,
we’re still in the same situation
was why would Jesus
need to study that at all
if he’s in a situation where
he can tell you the truth
and he knows what the truth is because
he’s directly connected to the truth.
There’s another question.
So I did already say like, it
seems like not mentioning
the little brother is a really
big oversight in the Bible,
but if Jesus took a decade
to go to Japan to study,
it would have made a lot of sense if
when he returned to the Middle East
and started preaching, he
mentioned Japan by name.
But that never shows up.
They do talk about the Promised Land
and again, we interpret the
Promised Land as heaven.
But if he’s talking about Japan, you
think he would have had a name for it,
the name that they
actually used in that country.
So maybe he wants to use the Japanese
and have some version of
Nihong would show up in the text
or in the story in the Bible,
but that doesn’t happen.
And certainly there’s
Anglicization of the word Japan.
That doesn’t show up, but the core,
the crux for me more than anything else.
It’s that Jesus is crucified and basically
letting someone else take the fall for him
doesn’t fit my image of Jesus Christ.
He doesn’t seem like
the kind of person who
would let someone
else suffer in their place.
He doesn’t seem like the kind of
person who would let someone else
be crucified for something
he was being accused of.
It seems like the whole
Jesus mythology is based
around the fact that he would
sacrifice himself for others.
That’s actually the
crux of the crucified
arguments is that he
is sacrificing himself for
the average person for the population to
absolve us of our sins, which takes us to,
to me, the most important oversight in this
story that was created after the Bible is
that if Jesus was
supposed to die in the
cross for our sins and he didn’t, that
means he didn’t absolve us of our sins.
We are still in a state where
we cannot get into heaven no
matter what we do, because
that absolution has never happened.
He just was like, well, you
know, screw the human race.
I’m going to go off to Japan and farm
garlic for another 70 years until I die.
That is fundamentally changing the
entire nature of the Christian religion.
If you’re going to take this
story in any way seriously.
So it seems like
Christians in Japan who I
don’t know if they
believe this story or not,
but if they believe this
story have to do a lot of
filling in gaps to be able
to make that story work.
I honestly think that the
person who made up the
story wasn’t thinking through the fundamental
consequences of what they were saying.
And they were just
again trying to make Japan
a central aspect of
the Christian religion.
And it’s kind of been
done so that this little
town could have a
little cloud in the world.
Now this isn’t the only
story like this in Japan.
So oh, that’s actually
talked about the
descendants, the actual
supposed descendants.
I saw internet video online, internet
video online is actually almost redundant.
But I saw an internet video.
It was kind of a documentary and
they were talking about this story.
I’m actually interviewed
one of the supposed
descendant, direct
descendants of Jesus Christ.
And the guy says the interviewer says, are
you a direct descendant of Jesus Christ?
Do you believe you are a direct
descendant of Jesus Christ?
The man they’re speaking
to is very uncomfortable.
He has this kind of rye smile like,
I know what I’m supposed to say.
And I know what I believe and
those two things don’t match up.
So if you ever want to see that
face, that is where it’s going to happen.
When someone says, are you
the descendant of Jesus Christ?
And you have to say yes or no.
So he does a very, very diplomatic
answer, which I loved very, very much.
He says, it’s good for the town.
And that’s actually the reason he might go
along with this, because there is a certain
amount of tourism that’s going to come
in to see the burial spot of Jesus Christ.
And the claim that there
are direct descendants,
they can say that
family over there, that
house, that is where the direct
descendants of Jesus Christ live.
And it’s good for the town
for a certain amount of tourism.
I’m assuming Japanese Christians go there.
But then there’s people
like me who hear the
story and I kind of
want to go there just
to see the place they claim as the
final resting place of Jesus Christ.
Knowing I’ve been
damned to hell and there’s
nothing I can do about
it because he never
absolved me on my sins by
getting crucified on the cross.
The man is very
uncomfortable, but he’s kind
of doing it for the
good of everyone else
in the village, which is a
very Christ-like thing to do.
So you actually think he
probably doesn’t believe he is, but
he’s going to sacrifice his
pride for the benefit of the town.
That’s kind of a sacrifice he’s giving
for others, which is very Christ-like.
So that turns my
opinion around a little bit.
Maybe there is a
little touch of Jesus in
this guy and he is a good guy
and he’s doing the right thing.
I would be interested
in what his religion is.
Is he Christian?
Because it would be very
awkward for someone who
is supposed to be a
direct descendant of Jesus
Christ, to go to a church
and listen to sermons
and have being told
about the religion that
essentially you are, like they should just
be inviting him up to the front and go like
to say whatever you want to say
because whatever you say is the truth.
But like I said, this isn’t
the only story like this.
These Japanese
Christians clearly really want
Japan to be the centerpiece
of the Christian religion.
There is another area.
It’s a little further away.
I wasn’t able to find
the exact spot on
Google Maps, but they claim that
Adam and Eve are buried there.
Now I think what they
wanted to do was connect
Adam and Eve who live
in the Garden of Eden.
So if they’re buried in this area, this
area must be close to the Garden of Eden.
So they’re inadvertently trying to
claim that Japan is the Garden of Eden.
But since the actual story is that Adam and
Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden,
what you’ve actually
established is that
Japan is 100% not the
Garden of Eden because
that’s where they ended up,
which was not the Garden of Eden.
So this is their final
resting place, their
final resting place would
not be in the Garden of Eden.
There’s a place called Ishikawa.
It’s kind of the north side
of the main island in Japan.
There’s a mountain called Hodatsu and
they claim this is where Moses’s tomb is.
And so what they’ve done is
taken all the central figures.
And again, my level of understanding,
these are the people I’ve heard of them.
There’s so many
personalities, people in
the Bible that if you quiz me on, I
wouldn’t even have a clue who they are.
But they’ve picked all the
ones that everyone would know.
They got Jesus, main character.
They got Moses, had his own movies
and Adam and Eve, which is the first story.
And they’ve taken them
all and tried to transfer
them into Japan as this being a
very significant place in their life.
So the realization
there is that by trying to
alter the story to make
Japan more important,
what they’ve fundamentally
done fundamentally
is undermined the
Christian narrative that
goes throughout the
Bible and taken away all of
the significant benefits because
the sacrifice of Jesus didn’t happen.
Japan is not the Garden of Eden.
This being where
Moses’ tomb is, I don’t
know what the
implications of that would be.
But certainly the
implication is that Japan
is the most important
place in the Christian
religion and just the rest of the
world hasn’t caught up with that.
If you’re ever in Japan, I would
recommend do a little side detour.
Head up to the north part of the
main island, find a place called Almodi.
Find a little town
called Shingo and start
looking for the signs
that say the burial site
of Jesus Christ or take a little tour
through Ishikawa, find Mount Haudatsu.
But if you can find
the final tomb of Moses,
and then you can start
your own Indiana Jones
adventure because we
all know how well that
worked out, I mean you
got five movies out of it.
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