I went to the
kite festival in
Hanamatsu
yeah I don’t know what to say
you saw some kites I assume
you assumed wrong
yeah
but it was a bit scary
I was expecting
just I don’t know
what I know a kite to be I wasn’t expecting
8 foot by
8 foot long
big square
kites with huge heavy frames
and I wasn’t expecting
the battle aspect of kites
that’s
maybe the more interesting part is that
they like because my they
will put like a razor blade on the tail
so they can cut the string of someone else’s kite
like they actually have competitions
yeah and the
idea of cutting someone’s kite
which must weigh a lot of
which must weigh a lot
then come crashing down on all the
unsuspecting people
underneath
but that didn’t happen
of course
but um
oh it didn’t
oh
because that’s maybe what Japanese people
it’s like it’s like people go to NASCAR
they go to see the crashes
they don’t go to see the race
yeah but you’re usually not
in a car on the field
when the crash happens
I think Japanese
festivals
like a lot of them involve
danger and death
there’s the
naked man festival
near where I used to live
and they’re not really naked
they’re wearing the like Japanese underwear
but they all walk down the street
and then they have
they then
it’ll be like
groups or associations
they’ll put up a big pole
like
a three -story
pole
the guys at the bottom
will hold on to it
and then one person will try to climb to the top
and that’s a festival
so of course
they’re all drunk
the guy falls off
and lands on concrete
because they don’t catch him
so there were like
multiple injuries
multiple
ambulances
ambuli
called
every time
and I was like
why do you allow this to happen
and like
two stories up
is also the power lines
oh god
like it seems like
like every time I looked at it
I’m like
this is just a bad idea
why are you still doing this
and then I know
I think it’s banned now
they used to make like
a big big log
that like 12 people could sit on
and they make it go down a hill
like they would ride it
but like that log is
half a ton
and then it’s also
they don’t
the front is like
a flat shape
so it means if that digs into the ground
the whole thing flips over
and crushes everyone who was on top
oh my god
so that was a festival
that ended in like
multiple deaths
every year
I think it’s banned now
for that reason
which makes sense
good god
yeah it makes sense
but
yeah
I’m Buli
no that’s just me
oh is it
oh okay
I like the
so you can’t
I learned
when I was a kid
it was octopi
and then I learned
that that’s wrong
because half of it’s Greek
and half of it’s
not Greek
Latin
so you’re not allowed
to mix those
but then I was like
why
it’s English
I can mix whatever I want
like
why do I have to stick to Latin
or Greek rules
in English language
we should be able to take
whatever bits we want
and stick them together
and make our own words
I suppose
there’s nothing wrong
with that idea
I think
I think you’re within
your right to say octopi
I suppose
the trade -off of that is
you can’t expect people
to accept octopi
octopi
or Ambuli
in
I like the sound
I like the sound
of the I
as a plural
so I would like
steward I
for stewardesses
I would like
Ambuli
PNI
I mean
there were
a plethora of
PNI
sounds way better
than there’s
like tons of
cocks in the room
like
I don’t know
I like the sound
of the second one
that’s just a
personality type
then okay
I love a ton of
cocks
yeah
a plethora of
PNI
entered the room
and I was
very pleased
I just
I just like
I sounds
I don’t know
it sounds nice to me
at the end of a
to pluralize a word
do you think
do you think
you liking the sound
of I
is a bit narcissistic
it sounds
well
maybe
it sounds fancy
and I don’t
sound fancy
very often
so I
I’m talking about
the I thing
it’s like
I
I
I
I didn’t think
about it that way
I think
my personal feeling
is just the sound
it’s the sound
of
the
yeah
it’s the sound
I
sounds nice
what’s a nice
cursed
I
plural
word we can
think of
PNI is the first
one that comes to
mind
yeah but PNI
I think that
sounds like
it’s legit
yeah
it sounds like
it could be
PNI
what
well because
it’s it’s the
plural of the
so octopus
octopi
ambulance
ambuli
penis
PNI
so you’d
need a
word
okay
you would
need a word
that ends
with S
that it
doesn’t
match but
I think
it matches
really well
yeah I
think so
I always
thought
octopi
was the
thing
and I
learned
that it
wasn’t
yeah when
you when
you when
you start
teaching
English you
learn all
the rules
that you
didn’t
know
and octopuses
being proper
I I never
liked it though
I don’t think
it’s right
I don’t think
it’s fair
I think I
think octopuses
octopuses
have been done
wrong by
yeah
they must be
gutted about
it
gutted
what’s on
your cap
uh this
is the
Notre Dame
the little
fighting Irish
man now I
was born in
Belfast
this I
think would
be more of
a southern
thing but I
just like the
racism aspect
of it because
you can’t be
racist towards a
lot of people
anymore but
the little
fighting Irish
guy Irish
people fight
and they’re
drunk all the
time is
pretty racist
which I
enjoy because
it’s a non
hurtful kind
of racism
I mean I
used to have
that for
the the
Indians
and that
one
that one
that one
yeah I can
understand why
people don’t
like that
one though
it’s pretty
graphic
oh okay
it went a
little bit
have you ever
seen the
the Caucasians
have I ever
seen one
okay no
yeah I
hope you’ve
seen the
Caucasians
I don’t
think so
so uh
they took the
exact same
logo that they
made for the
Indians and
just transposed
it to a
white person
and they
called it the
Caucasians and
then they’re
like yeah
people would be
white people
would be super
offended by
this Caucasians
logo but
they were not
offended by the
Indians logo
which is the
exact same
thing only like
red yeah
same concept
isn’t it
yeah so I
thought that
would be really
funny I’ve
seen a couple
people like
wear this to
Indians games
which I think
is extra funny
I think that’s
funny yeah I
quite like it
I actually do
like it I
actually think
it would be
good um
Jim Jeffries
the comedian
used to have
a TV show
and then in
Canada they
had a football
team called
the Eskimos
Eskimos is
not necessarily
a slur but
there are more
than one group
so they don’t
like being to
lump together
as the Eskimos
so but in
America the
Indians thing
was this
tradition it’s
been this way
for a long
time you can’t
change it all
the white people
are saying you
can’t change it
and all the
Indian people are
saying it’s
it’s offensive
you should
change it
in Canada
they got this
group of like
Canadians together
and they’re like
should we change
the name it’s
like it’s been
that way for a
long time and
then this one
guy goes like
if they don’t
like it we
should it was
just such a
pleasant Canadian
answer to the
problem is like
well if they
don’t like it
we shouldn’t
use it but
then they went
to the this
this tribal
group and they
said do you
like the name
like ah it’s
vaguely offensive
but if you take
it away then we
don’t have a team
both sides were
like willing to
compromise and
willing to like
I’ll take the
other feelings
into consideration
I was like
and that’s
Canada all
over that’s
why I like my
country
they need a
team
they need a
team you need
your own team
so if we had a
team called the
Caucasians I
would be very
supportive I
think that’d be
very funny
I mean you
could go on
um you
could you
could use
this rinse
and repeat
this this idea
with any any
kind of quirk
I know the
the long
fringes
it’s just it’s
just that like
white people
would get upset
if you called
the team the
Caucasians and
the in the
logo was
vaguely
insulting
but they
wouldn’t see
the irony in
it that’s the
bit I like
I mean I
see the irony
I don’t think
it’s insulting
it’s just just
some just some
white guy
yeah but
that’s it
uh these
ones the
ones that came
up in the
search aren’t
the ones
because the
one I saw
originally was
the exact
logo of the
Indians
oh it’s this
one it’s this
one let me I
can get you the
specific picture of
the one I’m
talking about
because the
Indians one is
a caricature
and therefore
pretty insulting
yeah okay
yeah I don’t
know what the
original looks
like oh
Caucasians t -shirt
are hot sellers
on Canadian
Indian
reservations
and I fully
support that
oh
well you
don’t fully
support it
unless you
have one
I was I
actually tried
to get one
um it was
just to get
it sent here
was ridiculously
expensive so
it wasn’t
worth so if I
ever go back
to Canada to
visit I would
have no problem
buying one I
would absolutely
support this
effort because I
think it’s I do
think it’s funny I
think being racist
towards white people
is just inherently
funny
it’s the reason
why there’s no
really good white
slurs
because in
America like
cracker I’m
like yeah okay
hurtful oh
there’s not
yeah those don’t
have the same
bite and they
don’t have any
impact because
you’re doing it
to a group that
has been in
power so yeah
I I’ve never
felt like any
white slurs
really land
none of them
hurt me you
have to go
personal
no same here
I can’t think
of a time I’ve
ever been insulted
by any of the
white slurs
not that I
called in
when you were a
kid did they
did the other
kids make fun of
you for your
name or anything
I got farting
martin and I
was like not
hurt at all
when I was
really little
people go Peter
Peter pumpkin
eater I’m like
that’s not
hurtful you’re
not doing this
right
that’s yeah
pumpkin eating
eating pumpkins
that’s not
painful in the
way you think
it might be
and then yeah
I got a Peter
cottontail and I
just I just I
remember I was
only like seven
or eight I just
stared at them
like that’s the
best you can do
like yeah
not even
peanut eater
that would be
better
no we were too
young we were
too young
yeah yeah
to actually have
that
no yeah
I think when I
was eight I
think we were
joking about
dicks
yeah but I
remember talking
about them but
yeah there was
no I didn’t know
anything yet
yeah yeah
like none of it
had any again
there was no
impact no
value to it
no
sorry to hear
you were you
were
a bully
even though it
didn’t work
yeah it didn’t
hurt
the only time I
was bullied
this actually had a
real impact on
my life
when I was
about again
seven or eight
christmas time a
little boy in
canada and I
don’t know how
to skate so I
got skates for
christmas now I
was embarrassed
that I couldn’t
skate and all the
other kids could
so there was my
elementary school
and they flooded
this area in the
winter time and
put like barriers
around it so it
would be like a
mini ice rink which
is very nice for
the kids so I
went out there at
night time
specifically so no
one could watch
me wobble around
and I was very
embarrassed about not
having this skill
that every Canadian
kid was born with
so I put on my
skates and I was
out in the middle
of the ice and
teenagers came
along and they
thought it would be
very funny to push
me around on the
ice I started
crying and they
would like spin me
and stuff because
like I immediately
went on my ass and
they just started
like pushing me and
I was like begging
them to stop and I
never skated again
that’s awful I went
home and you know
crying is bad crying
in sub -zero
temperatures means the
tears freeze to your
face so these these
these like red burn
marks down my cheeks
where the the the I’d
got basically frostbite
and so I went home
hang up my skates
never skated again to
this day I have never
skated again
then I started judo
oh and everywhere you
went you saw the faces
of those kids yeah
those kids if I’ve ever
found those kids again
would they be in their
60s or 70s by now so
probably some of them
were dead
yeah bitches
couldn’t escape death
do you know their names
you should search them
no no this was this was
this again these were just
random teenagers who came
across a kid and decided
to bully him a little bit
like they didn’t hurt me
hurt me but this was
emotionally a toll
well yeah I mean I I
count that pain with with
you know the traditional
pain they hurt you Peter
and they need to
at least say
they need to pay
in blood
I will say when you were
telling me that the story
going to the icy part in
the dead of night I was
expecting you to say
something like um the ice
broke and then you were
alone in oh it’s a it
was a field so there was
like they basically they
they put up a barrier and
then they they took a hose
and flooded it so there was
nothing under it like oh
sorry I wasn’t listening
the whole point of a podcast
sorry I missed that bit I
understand that yeah that’s
fine it’s fine because it
was in my elementary school so
it was just the field behind
my elementary school they
would just flood it so the
kids could skate there oh
that’s a really nice idea
though for Canadian kids who
can skate yeah and again I
normally they would go during
the day and they would go
there would be like maybe
adults around or something so
yeah oh did they do any
activities that you could
participate with so I lived in
Ottawa and every year they
would the the Rideau Canal
which goes through the middle
of the city freezes and so they
have like a festival a winter
festival and everyone skates
down the Rideau Canal and
there’s these little stands
with hot chocolate and they
used to call them elephant
ears but now they’re referred
to as beaver tails it’s just
fried bread with sugar on it
I walked
oh I was the little I was the
little kid wearing all black
sulking and just walking along
the Rideau Canal because I did
not skate
so not only could you not skate
you’re also a goth I maybe
that made me goth oh maybe
yeah yeah that’s what turned me
like to realize the world was
against me and I had to listen
to the cure yeah and all the
angst built up yeah what’s the
most Morrissey’s got to be the
goth
I don’t know I’m a bit I’m a
little bit
unequipped
um goth when I
maybe it’s probably before your
time
Morrissey was a lot of
knowing him is that like I I
dated girls who thought he was
amazing
and I was like this guy seems like
awful
wait why does he move for
oh uh
he now or then I mean he just
he’s he’s been pretty shit his
whole life
now he still does concerts and
he he has a cancellation rate of
47 percent
crikey
I know so basically he like
sells tickets and then cancels
the concerts and just takes the
money I don’t know if they
refund properly
but he makes a ton of money off
cancelling concerts now
how is that
legal
oh well welcome to the music
industry
no idea
goodness me
I thought when you had a
cancellation rate I thought his
his fans were deciding actually
I’m going to cancel
I thought that was that what
that meant
no he he’s he seems like he’s
been a piece of shit his whole
life
I’m not I don’t know enough I
just remember reading I don’t
know why I started reading about
Morrissey but yeah
read about him
because I thought he would be
dead or finished doing music
but he’s still doing concerts and
cancelling most of them
I had a I had a story
that I wanted to share with you
and it is about
it’s a Korean myth
it’s an origin myth
so you know
origin stories like how something
they
they explained how something
happened
hmm
I thought this one would be
again this goes into the whole
pinai thing
which is great thematically
because it matches so
okay
there was
there’s two versions of this
now I’m going to tell you the
one I heard originally
if you want to stop and ask
questions at any point
please stop
I’m going to stop and ask you
some questions as well
so
there was a Korean prince
and he was walking down
the side of a river
so a river bank
and he sees
a penis
floating down the river
now what
would you do
if you saw a penis
floating down the river
um
it’s the penis not attached to
anything
it is just a penis
I think if it was a body
they would have said a body
so it’s just a penis
floating down the river
is it floating upright
or is it lying on its side
I’m gonna say like
a log
like it’s just
it’s going with
the current
it’s
it’s a little
it’s not you know
turgid
so it’s
kind of going with the waves
and maybe a little
waggle in there
it’s nice
okay
springtime
kind of feeling to it
so if it’s
um
so if it’s floating
like a log
I’m assuming
that
as it spins
or as I’m
looking at it
I’ll
I’ll see a bloody
severed end
at some point
oh
yeah this is a myth
so it’s pretty clean
oh okay
okay
in that case
I
it all
I would assume
it looks like a sausage
at this point
but yeah
this mythology
tends to like
erase bits
that don’t
make sense
scientifically
so
it’s just
it’s just
an intact penis
that seems to have been
magically severed
from a body
oh intact
you say
okay
in that case
so what is your
what is your
oh okay
in that case
oh
I literally thought
you were going to say
in that case
no
you were going to ask me
are you intact
are you
cut or uncut
I thought
no no no
I won’t be asking
those kind of
personal questions
no what would you do
so you’re
you’re walking along
you’re taking in
sort of a nice view
it’s a spring morning
and a little
a little penis floats by
I might
I might try to
wiggle my hand
in the water
to create a ripple
and see
how
how it
affects it
maybe
okay
but I don’t think
I’m touching it
straight away
okay
so this is where
you and the prince
are different
I am thinking about it
though
okay
so the prince
he wades into the water
and picks up the penis
just straight up
there’s a penis
it’s mine
he’s a prince
so he probably feels like
everything’s his anyways
so he picks up the penis
and then he goes back
to the shore
okay
so you’re
now
I’m going to keep
transposing you
into this situation
yeah
so now you’re standing
on the shore
of a beautiful river
in Korea
holding
a human penis
what do you do next
um
well
it’s not going to
interrupt my
day plan
so I’ll
I’ll keep walking
where I was going
um
but
but
I mean
I’m going to
hold it
and
I still don’t know
what the situation is
so I’m probably going to be a bit low -key about it
I might keep it
in my bag
or in my breast pocket
or something
I’m not sure
but
in your breast pocket
it’s pretty
but you see
this
I think that
you’re having
yeah
you’re a prince
you have
you don’t have to worry about getting in trouble
because you get other people in trouble
so
he
immediately pulls down his pants
and starts comparing
this penis that he’s found
to his own penis
um
now in the story
the penis now
adheres itself to his body
again
sort of magically
and
he now has
two peni
attached to his body
crikey
he goes back to the king
and he’s like
I have
double peni
uh
this
could be an issue
going forward
now the king wants the prince
to get married
and have kids
so that the prince
can then become king
and have offspring himself
but the prince has two penises
so the king decides
he’s going to find a woman
with two vaginas
oh
so that
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
yeah
yeah
he’s going to find a woman
with two vaginas
uh
how do you think this goes
again you could do a little
prediction activity
how do you think this goes next
well not smoothly
um
I think
I
I don’t know how
how
how
um
this is probably
this is my
introduction to Korean mythology
thank you very much
so
I think
I’m trying to
guess how
brutal
or bloody
myths
from Korea
might be um if this myth from england i would assume that eventually i know a woman who wants
to be prince might carve herself a new vagina yep i can see that actually pretty good a knife or
something because it’s a bit grizzly isn’t it i don’t know my experience with korean media now
this is primarily modern media is always has a tragic end and that might come from their mythology
making as well and uh i’ve never found a myth that wasn’t brutal like they said they sort of i think
a lot of them we get they’re sanitized now because the end of rumpelstiltskin he like pulls himself in
half out of anger like yeah he stomps his foot into the ground so hard that he pulls his body in half
and he basically just explodes and dies so the myth making is generally sanitized now this is
again the origin of something that happens to the human body so the next thing they can’t find a
woman with two vaginas so the prince never gets married and he dies and he dies unfulfilled so he
becomes like most ghost stories when you still when you haven’t fulfilled something when you haven’t
done something you your your ghost doesn’t move on to the next plane or or i’m not sure what religion
they would have been at that time in korea probably some kind of like pantheistic kind of thing like
worshiping multiple gods i don’t know so i don’t want to make any statements on that
but he’s a ghost and he’s unfulfilled so he remains a ghost and he’s searching for something to put his
two penises into so this is gonna be the last question before i sort of do a reveal what does he
start putting his two penises into oh something with two openings for sure um yeah it’ll be what
oh no not the nostril yes he goes around and he puts his two penises in and has basically face sex with
people using their nostrils now what is this explaining in real life not hay fever is it
almost it’s basically you get a stuffy nose and that is the ghost injecting semen into your nose
and fucking your face so you can’t breathe and then you get a runny nose that’s the semen coming out of
your face crikey oh my goodness it’s one of my favorite stories because it’s just absolutely
bonkers because then you got like grandma i have a stuffy nose he’s like oh that’s because a ghost
is fucking your face right now yeah you slut how did you let this happen to yourself clean yourself up
yep it kind of leaves you with nothing to do i maybe this is a mistake because like
i found that one just flabbergasted i just was like shocked let’s see how this impacts behavior that
previously i considered just you know nothing uh people that um uh pick their nose
what is it what is it what is it what extra layers can we just well if you’re picking your nose
you’re essentially clearing the way for the ghost to get up in there yeah or the stuff that’s left
there getting it out that is true so if this is pre stuffy nose yeah you would be maybe the ghost
would consider it like a sensual thing like oh check out what i’m doing oh it might be like a sexual
seduction thing so i play with my nose and then the ghost is like that guy wants it
yeah let’s go bang his nostrils yeah versus post is just clean up yeah and people who are blowing
their noses yeah they’re trying to get it out squirting it is squirting
which the ghost might be into i mean the original the the second version of that story was the prince
was born with two penises okay i don’t i don’t i actually like the he found it in a river better
though it’s the way i heard it and it’s more weird it’s just weird i like that as well yeah i think
that that to me is is yeah very funny i like the the non -explanation part of that oh just just in a
river yeah no well because if you said there was a man walking along a river and he saw a penis i would
not ever go in that river again like that’s i would be stay as far away from possible as that river
because there’s human body parts in it well yeah but this prince probably didn’t have many worries or
um troubles in his life up to that point so thought like you said maybe the world belonged to him he
didn’t mind wading in river he’s a prince yeah yes i do i do think like yeah there is there is a
mental issue where it’s like yeah i growing up thinking that everything is yours everything is
yeah 100 his his way of seeing everything would be different like oh because like the queen
owns all the swans i guess king charles now the king owns all the swans so he could just go around
like kicking swans in the face and stuff like for him that’s nothing he could do that without any
punishment yeah if we did that that’ll be treason technically is it yeah it’s it’s it’s a it’s a
it is a crime like i get kicking animals in the face is probably a crime but kicking a swan in the
face in england is that like a more serious crime i think on paper um in the legislation of old england
and that still survives today i think uh it’s if you attack kill eat any any in any way harm a swan
in the uk it’s um technically counted as treason against the king usually you can be killed like
yeah it’s a capital punishment it’s not acted upon in the same way as it would have been
all those years ago if if some did the same thing if i kicked a swan i think it would be treated very
similarly to the act of animal cruelty but on the books it’s treason i read a story and it was a an
attendant to king charles and he called the attendant into his office and he said the uh there’s a piece
of paper can you please throw it in the trash for me now he was at his desk the piece of paper was on
the desk and the trash bin was next to the desk so he could have not even picked it up he could have
just pushed it off the desk and it would have fallen in the trash bin instead he called an attendant
to come get the paper and put it in the trash for him and i was like that that again is the the
difference in thinking of a prince king versus a normal person yeah that seems very much like
there’s been a few instances of of this yeah but it makes me wonder like does he know how to put it
into the garbage can because that’s really to me the issue for any sort of royalty is they maybe they
don’t learn how to do anything hmm i reckon he does but there’s just i i don’t even think it’s
correct to say that him calling the attendant introduced just do that is any kind of power
trip or anything i just think it’s so normal it’s the first instinct for someone in his position to
think oh that needs to be okay someone come do it it’s not that needs to be done someone else should
come and do it yes i just think that’s just been ingrained in his psychology since birth probably
yeah especially when you when the the the evidence that regular people have access to not evidence the
the people comparing the way the late queen lisa ii uh raised her kid kids versus how william and kate are
raising their kids there’s a there’s a big difference in how children and parents are interacting
and i think that’s got a lot to do with um with behavior and i don’t i can’t imagine not even prince
william or his kids doing that calling someone in to i think they they seem much more i don’t know
down to earth well they’re probably i think now because of media you have a lot more scrutiny anyway so
if you act like that people would they would tear you apart for it yeah i don’t know anything yeah
it’s it’s that that level of because you hear stories about like good kings and stuff and now
the stuff i hear about i’m like it’s inconceivable there’s no such thing you can’t be raised with that
mentality and be a good person because they’re not raising you to be like you have to care about
people you have to care about your realm it’s yours you can do whatever you want with it seems
like the attitude it seems like the institution you’re you’re raised to respect and uphold the
institution of the royal family and whatever that stands for whether it’s relevant in today’s world or
not i mean the royal family’s the opinion on the royal family is getting it it’s getting more um
i don’t know it as for a long point i think it was getting more negative as years went by but
seemingly people are resonating a bit more with the newer generation um i think their despise of
prince harry and and megan markle is actually making william and kate look better in the newer
generation’s eyes because i liked i learned about uh queen elizabeth in world war ii and she
was a mechanic she like fixed jeeps i thought that was really cool yeah so like she did something
and i know i know most of the royal family goes into the military but that i think that generally
doesn’t mean anything but i saw an interview i think it was harry the ginger guy um he was doing
an interview and they were like okay well you’re not supposed to go overseas because you’re a high value
target and he’s like yeah but i he basically snuck over to be with his regiment and then while he was
doing an interview over in afghanistan they an alarm went off and he just got up and ran he’s like no
this is more important and i was like i had some respect for him at that point because i was like he’s
gonna go get in a helicopter and go you know shoot innocent people maybe but he’s at least doing his job
like he’s like i care about my team so i’m gonna do my role to support my team which i thought was
very cool i could imagine that being his reaction in that moment yeah and then went and killed a bunch
of like innocent villagers you’re fixing on the wrong part peter yeah yeah it’s still very princely
i mean historically speaking this is appropriate going and going around and killing a bunch of
innocent people who live in a little village perfect there may or may not be rivers full of
penai afterwards yeah oh god they’ll just get blown off and all just happen to land in the same river
this guy walks around picks them all up sticks them all on his own body now now you have a new myth
of the penis monster oh maybe that’s um explains pins and needles
it is the exit like what it explained the putting two penises on and having it fuck your face is
such a disconnect from i have a runny nose
that is the bit that is the bit i think i found most entertaining is so so disconnected
it shows that you know at the time there was some right creative dirty bastards running around
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